Heaven is a can of condensed milk
… the journal of a South African vegan in Japan by Carey Finn
22 June 2010
2 exciting things happened recently. One was the discovery of a great veggie café in Kyoto. The other was the arrival of a box of indulgence from Vegan Perfection. But if I open that up now, you won’t get through the whole blog, you’ll be tracking me down to raid my cupboards! So, first things first…
Ping Pang!
Ping Pang Café is a neo-hippie restaurant in Kyoto’s Kitayama area. We stumbled upon it while taking 2 tiny kittens to their new home. I blogged about the heartbreaking number of stray cats and dogs in Japan earlier; unfortunately, the situation hasn’t gotten any better since then. Japan Cat Network
tries to trap, neuter and release, or home, as many cats as they can. But their task is a mammoth one, so we’ve started helping them out by fostering a few kittens. Their shelter also has limited space, so they are always looking for people who can take kitties temporarily.
Anyway, we were taking Atticus and Lizzie to their new home, when we happened to pass Ping Pang. It was open and smelled inviting so, after dropping off the kittens, we popped in for a bite to eat. The menu was vegan with the exception of a token free-range chicken ‘taco’. The food is all very wholesome. The restaurant is part of an ‘outdoor fitness’ studio where you can do yoga and trail-type training, so it has that fit and healthy vibe about it.
I ordered a brown rice burger, which was interesting. The ‘bun’ was made of, yep, you guessed it, compacted rice, and the filling was sliced organic veggies. I washed it down with a glass of masala ginger beer, which I highly recommend you try at home. Dessert was 2 kinds of cake and ice cream, the latter of which was meant to be shared … so much for that! My vegan sidekicks are sneaky sometimes. At least I got a photograph.
Ping Pang isn’t cheap, and the stools and tables are high enough that death by chocolate mousse takes on a whole new meaning, but it’s a nice little spot that I would definitely visit again.
Perfectly vegan
How many of you miss condensed milk? Well, I sure did, until 5 tins arrived last week. It’s been 5 years since that sweet, gooey goodness (also known as "diabetes in a can") passed my lips. 5 long, lonely years …
But now, thanks to Australian vegan goodies distributor Vegan Perfection
, the exile is over. They sell a range of vegan sweets and other essentials, importing from all over the world. They mostly distribute to Ozzies, but if you ask them nicely, they’ll ship to you – maybe even to SA. They shipped a small box over to Japan for us, which was super-exciting … except that the postage cost more than the goodies. Obviously, they couldn’t ship veggie meats or cheeses, but condensed milk was good enough.
I drank half of the first holy tin, and then attempted to make peanut butter fudge with the rest. It ended up being peanut butter sludge, but it still tasted good. So what else was in the box? There were (note, were) wine gums, fudge, dark chocolate nougat, organic mint chocolate, rice milk white chocolate (WHITE CHOCOLATE!), parmesan cheese and packs of soya whipping cream. The downside is that, since the products originated in South America, Europe and England, the box’s carbon footprint was sky-high. But since I am now too broke to go anywhere for the rest of the month, I will be staying in and fattening myself up on sugary goodness, so hopefully it will all balance out.
Next time: Raku 2.0, brown rice harmony, curry in Animeland and more.

On Sunday 23rd May, the Kansai Vegan Meetup Group held a late spring lunch in Takarazuka, Hyogo Prefecture. To translate, that’s about an hour by train from Osaka. We gathered at a lovely little cafe called Hassel House, which was all old, dark wood, fresh garden herbs and huge canvases of Irish landscapes. The sweet old Japanese owner spoke fluent English and told us that not only had she painted the artworks in the cafe, but that she would soon be returning to Ireland in search of new scenery to portray.
There were some old and some new faces but we all toasted to the good memories and to Sano-san’s future. He had some good news, informing us that Raku would be reopening in a different area (Shin-Imamiya) towards the end of June. However, as Sano-san will be sharing premises, Raku will only be open on weekend nights for the time being. But, as everyone agreed, it’s an exciting new start. Little by little?or chotto zutsu, as they say here.
Both of these delicacies of death are sold on almost every street corner in the city, and they are especially popular at festivals. You can even make your own okonomiyaki at special restaurants. I just figured that was one aspect of Japanese culture that I’d never experience. But then, my Japanese friends had a special dinner party for my birthday.
At Ritz’n, I had yummy tempeh burgers on homemade rolls, several wholesome lunch sets comprising organic brown rice, soups, nattou pasta, stewed gluten meat and salads, muffins for snacks, and a small slice of dark chocolate gateaux. The pasta was surprisingly tasty – nattou, the slimy fermented soy beans I blogged about at the beginning of my Japan adventures, actually went really well in the pasta sauce. Maybe it was because it was organic and homemade, but there was none of the usual slimy, snotty texture, just a nice smoky taste. Anyway, I went to Ritz’n rather a lot.
The Philosopher’s Walk, with its hundreds of big old ornamental sakura trees, is, as it turns out, one of the most popular spots for cherry blossom viewing in Kyoto. Which also makes it one of the most stressful parts to navigate at that time of year. Fortunately, we were prepared for the crowds.
This was my first time eating ramen (traditional thick noodles) in Japan, as most ramen soup contains cow extract or other not-so-delightful additions that render it un-veggie friendly. The addition of soymilk to ramen is apparently a Café Proverb specialty – a bestseller at both their Tokyo and Kyoto restaurants. As unusual as it sounds, the combination of milk and ramen results in a creamy soup of noodles, to which they add some tofu and shiitake mushrooms for good measure. If you’re ever in Kyoto, I highly recommend it. For dessert, I ordered dark chocolate and maple syrup cake. Enough said, I think.
As a vegan, no matter the route you’re travelling, eating on the road is never easy. Here, your dinner options are generally limited to rice balls, plain rice, or rice crackers. So we usually prepare a couple of ‘Ziplock’ boxes of sandwiches and such to take with, but they don’t last more than a day – either getting eaten, or going off.
Visits from friends and travels aside, the most exciting thing that has happened to me in the past month was a present I received from a Japanese friend. He and his wife are awesome vegan punks. He recently went to America on a business trip, and brought back Vegan Fudge Brownies and Apple Streudel for me as souvenirs. They were decadently delicious … so much so that they brought tears to my eyes. I ate them too fast to take a picture, but the packing looked like this.
We have been stalking the plum blossoms as they open across Osaka; beginning our stakeout at Osaka Castle. There are hundreds of carefully pruned and protected trees there; making for a great view, and, it seems, a good place to sell octopus balls – the local specialty. The smell of the blossoms is somewhat overpowered by the smell of burnt, rancid oil, so we moved on to Kanbai Viewing Spot # 2: the park near our house.
So, at the end of January, I popped over for a weekend. One of my best friends from varsity has been teaching English in South Korea for the past few years, and I was excited to see him again. Of course, I was equally excited to try the local food. Being a whiz in the kitchen, the said friend fattened me up on curries, flatbreads, crumbed tofu and low GI fridge tart – all of which was delicious, if a little deadly. We eventually made it out of the kitchen so that I could take in some of the tourist sites, and try some Korean cooking.
It doesn’t snow in Osaka, except for the odd flurry of tiny white flakes, which melt on contact with the ground. So if you want to see the real deal, you have to head out of town. The nearest ski resorts are in Hyogo, Tottori and Gifu. Hyogo is the closest, but we have connections in Tottori.
I know I promised an entry on Bossa Nova, breyani and the like, but I’m going to keep that for a rainy day and ramble on about my vegan experiences in Kiwiland instead.
In Japan, Thanksgiving is less of a foreign event. This is probably due to the large number of Americans living in Japan and the importing of their culture, as well as the fact that Japan has a Thanksgiving day of its own. It’s called Labour Thanksgiving Day and it falls about a week before Thanksgiving Day, just to confuse things. As the name suggests, it’s a day to send grateful vibes to all the workers in Japan.